Run!!!

After decades of contemplation, reflection, and agonizing reappraisal, I've arrived at the true reason why i'm an atheist ... Because they can be PRETTY DAMNED FUNNY:

[sic]:

The bible records the taunts and comments of the Roman soldiers, at the time of Jesus’ death, and not a single one said, "Holly shit, corpses are coming out of the fucking ground! Run!!!"

See Jesus’ Resurrection, According to the New Testament at Evil Theists for the whole story ... most of which is serious.